Not For Human Consumption Cap

A clean, mid-profile baseball cap embroidered with the understated message “Not For Human Consumption.” The neutral sand tone and muted various color lettering give it a quietly intellectual look—subtle, curious, and a little cheeky. The structured five-panel shape keeps the front face crisp while the curved brim and matching undervisor create a finished, refined silhouette. Wear it on field days, campus walks, or low-key meetups when you want to hint at curiosity without shouting. It settles into the wardrobe of practical thinkers, grad students, lab techs, and anyone who appreciates minimalist, message-driven accessories.

Product features

- 65% polyester / 35% cotton blend for durability and comfort

- Structured 5-panel, mid-profile fit with a seamless front panel

- Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband for a cohesive look

- Durable plastic snap closure for adjustable sizing

- Decorated via embroidery or DTF for long-lasting, crisp graphics

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.